SEADAY SEADAY

Back to back days at sea, laid in after the early up to Guatamala (5:50am madness). They like fly kites here for all sorts of occasions - the guide says he flies his when he visits the cemetery, I'm gonna try it when I get back. Perhaps Claire could introduce it on Co-op funerals. You can see a kite in the picture of the lunch restaurant. We have had a wildlife day today, seen dolphins playing at the front of the boat, fish, turtles & birds. We have had a few of the loyalty freebies, officers cocktail party, high tea on top of the nonstop eating & drinking. Arrive Mexico tomorrow, andeleh, andeleh!

MEHICO

Pacific cruising up the Mexican coast, visited Puerto Vallata & Cabo St Lucas. Both nice places but it is sooooo hot. We stayed on board, enjoying the peace & quiet - must be getting old or something. Been getting ourselves around the free cocktails. Yesterday was Guy Fawkes and I spent some time at the officers party explaining how we like to burn Catholics & dance around the flames. I don't think they got it. Chatted to the singers from the evening show, Brit boy, Texan girl. He went to school & trained in Palmers Green.

GUATAMALA

Here we are in Guatamala, visiting an old city that was evacuated in 1750's because of earthquake. Just as we arrived a nearby volcano started erupting- just our luck. Anyway having a nice time, the city of Antigua is very nice. Currently in jade shop chatting to woman who re-discovered jade after the Spanish conquistadors dismissed it as idolatry. She found a massive lump weighing about 50 pounds, must be worth millions.

COSTA RICA

After a day at sea, Halloween, and a single malt tasting, we did our own tour walking through the rain forest canopy and then checking out the local crocs. The guide was top notch, he gave us a good run down on what it's like in Costa Rica and was really knowledgeable about wild life. He captured leaf cutter soldier ants, forest toads and lizards to talk about. We have a number of pushy Germans on board who hog the sun beds and keep shushing Linda. You know the sort of thing, anyway despite us being there first on the river trip, they rushed to the front of the queue. Our guide outflanked them and reserved us the best seats on the boat. Massive lightning storm on the boat, saw howler monkeys, hawks and loads of beautiful bird varieties. Then we met Madonna, she is a 15 foot croc. The guy attracted her by splashing the water, she came like a rocket and pursued him on the mud bank. The only defence he had was a couple of bits of fish to distract her. 

The whisky tasting was too good - 3 Macallans & Highland Park. The oldest was £45 a shot. Had 8 whisky's before bed and had to get up 6:30 for your. Not in best of form.

PANAMANA....NA NA, NA NA NANAAA

Left Colon last night, wonder if the Panamanians know this is a bit of my bum. They tell me it's named after Chris Columbus, I can't work it out. Anyway, we sailed through the night to arrive for first lock transit at 7am. It's all a little over-hyped. It works just like all the locks we have in the UK, just a bit bigger. The operation is pretty slick with 6 locos keeping you in position & you go through speedily. The locks fill with water & you rise quickly. Took just over an hour to get through the 3 locks. The lakes we are sailing through are very nice with lots of densely forested islands, a few birds but not too much wildlife in evidence.

CARTEGENA, COLOMBIA

We have been on shore wandering around Cartagena, Colombia. Getting off the boat was awful - queue after queue after queue. Once off, the weather was ropey. Pouring of rain, the drains don't work so 6inch deep rivers in the roads, humidity 90%, 90 deg C. The town is quite picturesque, with old balconied houses, forts and Catholic centres of torture. Very pleasant. The town was populated by hawkers, 3 for every tourist, great fun. Saw the actual body of saint someone in the church, may find out later who. Weather improved but getting back on the boat didn't. Stood 25 minutes outside waiting to board in by now much improved sunny weather. Humidity 85%, 95 degree C. Lovely.

GUATAMALA

Off on our own tour up to rain forest canopy walking on aerial bridges 100 foot up